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Friday, July 21, 2023
A wife told her husband that if he ever came home drunk again, she would leave One of my favourites - Google Clement Freud telling it.
Sir Clement Freud Joke on BBC
The Joke Thread.
You gotta here this joke.
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. I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank a lot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you".
there because he had broken into an off-licence and got drunk inside the shop, and suddenly my voice dropped so that I sounded like Clement Freud. The dad goes to the bar to get him another pint but the bartender says that 2 pints are more than.
After drinking it, he sprouts a left arm.
2 pals out drinking when one is sick all down his shirt, he starts shouting that his wife told him not to come home if he is sick.
Sir Clement Freud's funny joke about a drunk husband
When berated for being drunk by MP Bessie Braddock, Churchill said: "My dear, you are ugly, Sir Clement Freud dubbed Thatcher "Attila the Hen".
"Darling"' says his wife, "If you dare come home drunk tonight, I will leave you, this is your absolute last chance!".
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wow ,.... this has a way to run ... very interesting
8:46 give it to me upside-down spiderman style... Funniest thing adam ever said.
Me now: nostalgia
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Soti nice 👍
PruAus drama cd translation It doesn’t really make sense, but whatevs. Austria: It hurts, damn it.
Me: just walks around In a pair of boxers
I feel that Kathleen Turner overacts a bit here, but otherwise the two of them created one of the best chemistries and sexual tensions ever seen in a movie. Not to mention fantastic soundtrack.
My happiest time was when, as a 26 year old, I met a 52 year old lady and served her for three years. The two ladies my age that came after that can't compare to her, how she was a confident woman who know how to get her pleasure, and whom it was a honor and joy to serve. Don't bash cougars. They are mankind's last, best hope.
is nobody going to talk about the fact that she danced for her husband in this? like she legit got him involved without it having to be a feature... i love that!
WTF😮😮😮😮😮
Everybody love Kat because she’s going for anything 😂
Siempre me gustó fina bonita un verdadero dulce de mujercita
I never understood how Kimmie's entire family was pitch-perfect and she was completely tone def!
Most of the bathhouses near me have closed. The nearest one is several miles away.
Killed it!!! 🔥
Parallels can also be drawn with how humans treat animals for farming. We essentially kidnap young females. (cows, dogs, pigs, birds you name it) and artificially impregnate them for harvest. The scene where the boy cuts off one of the legs of the starfish could be symbolic of how we as humans don't think much before harming other species, including their young and kids. But the same analogy drawn to us is disturbing even in a film.