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This is my personal favorite song dedicated to every single person, being or entity that has ever wronged me.

Qué ésa unión de pareja, dura TODA LA ETERNIDAD, QUÉ LLEGUEN JUNTOS A VIEJITOS, BENDICIONES 🙏

I used to work for Clayton Homes building these things. The main problem is, speed. The main Facility manager is given a big bonus for the amount of homes his factory puts out. The Production manager get a little less. They dangle a few dollars in front of the workers if they put out a certain amount. I saw our goal go from around 6 homes a day, up to 8. We were having trouble getting out 6! I had gotten in many fights with both managers many time. We would build different size homes each day. They expected us to put out the big homes in the same amount of time that it takes to build a small home. So, they push the amount of home hard!! They keep wanting us to work faster, faster! Because of that, lots of mistakes happen. Then, we have to go down the line to fix those mistakes, holding our department up. I told the managers, it's like if you normally cook chickens. It takes a certain amount of time to cook each one. Now, you want us to cook turkey along with the chickens. They take longer to cook. But, you want us to put out the turkey in the same amount of time as the chicken. Someone is going to get sick, or die. They told me, it doesn't make a difference, you should be able to get out a big home in the same amount of time it takes to build a small one. It's all about greed. It got so bad, we built so many homes, they had to shut down the plant for a couple months because we made too many homes, and didn't have anyone to send them to!

囉 婆佉 僧塞迦囉孃 跋履侈陀 菩提娑(上音)乞史坻 脾摩 摩訶脾摩 部(去音)哆