Perfect Naked Arse

Dude, you killed me with this story. The Get away from me Satan! When she offered your hard won prize!!

Very brutal if you ask me yet I do kinda feel bad

I just love how they sacrifice those who choose Ikea over the glorious Home Depot to the pit of doom and eternal pain. Once again an amazing video, as well as this offer of E.

i have the opposite problem about the height :P it seems that this pole is using meters and not feet. but for my pole i found a feet to meters conversion and I'm done!

Same thing here in the city I live in. The city enforces it in the worst hit areas and it simply moves to another part of the city. Back in the early 80's when I was in college I met a local call girl at a frat party where she had come to work. Curious I asked her about what she did and found her easy to talk to and very interesting. Several weeks later I saw her in the student union and we talked some more. I brokered a deal to meet with her once a week for a few hours just to fool around and have some fun. She liked the idea because it took the pressure off of her from being arrested, which had happened to her several times already, because I was a know and had my own place. She would show up at a regular time and day ready to go. For me it was great because we had discussed the menu of options upfront so there were no surprises. It was $100 a meeting which was a very discounted price then afterwards I would take her out for dinner. Win-win. Like Charlie Harper of Two and a Half Men would always say: It's cheaper than having a girlfriend or being married. The sad thing is after about two years of our meeting, one day she never showed up and that was it. I looked for her but she had just disappeared.